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Ask me anything   Day 3 on Tumblr   Day 51   

To be honest the blog describes me better than I ever could. Why try? Like, effort. Ew.

rnackenzie:

its hard being hilarious when everyone ignores you

(via ugly)

— 1 hour ago with 268712 notes

loser-fish:

Today in biology the teacher asked “why do chromosomes have to stick together?” And I whispered “because they’re bromosomes” and the guy next to me just about died laughing

(via adventuresinchemistry)

— 18 hours ago with 84974 notes

fvming:

If only I was given a dollar for every time I made myself look stupid in front of a cute person

(Source: slomps, via fake-mermaid)

— 2 days ago with 180187 notes

bogleech:

IF YOU DO NOT REBLOG THIS A SKELETON WILL SNEAK INTO YOUR HOUSE AND MAKE AN ELABORATE SANDWICH AND USE THE SAME EXACT KNIFE FOR EVERY CONDIMENT WITHOUT CLEANING IT OFF

(via rneerkat)

— 2 days ago with 236950 notes
#dear lord  #the horror 
"Whenever you’re going through a bad day just remember, your track record for getting through bad days, so far, is 100%; and that’s pretty damn good."
My amazing friend  (via r-lupins)

(Source: , via lifethroughordinaryeyes)

— 6 days ago with 111589 notes
hermione:hes a werewolf
ron::O
harry::O
lupin:how did u know
hermione:your name
hermione:it's werewolf
hermione:mcwerewolf
hermione:
hermione:i swear to shit im surrounded by dumb fucks
— 1 week ago with 967 notes

basemental:

please stop being cute it makes my heart sad because i can’t nap with you

(Source: poutling, via youaresodiumfine)

— 1 week ago with 545421 notes

belle-addams:

furything:

can you believe that there are legal nipples and illegal nipples

That’s it, that’s actually it.

(via acciogryffindordudes)

— 1 week ago with 203219 notes
#good phrasing 

harlold:

i’m genuinely concerned that no one will fall in love with me

(Source: hottermelon, via fake-mermaid)

— 1 week ago with 268720 notes