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To be honest the blog describes me better than I ever could. Why try? Like, effort. Ew.

Leaving the house for the first time after joining Tinder is just really weird because suddenly it’s like I AM THE ALL POWERFUL, ALL MEN WANT ME

— 2 days ago
#tinder  #dating  #sex  #boys  #men  #girls  #women  #justsexuallyfrustratedthings  #bad decisions  #apps  #txt  #life  #generally why  #self confidence  #it was actually more weird to see the sun tbh 

lill-ac:

maybe if you came and fell asleep next to me I wouldn’t be so sad

(via covocal)

— 2 days ago with 542440 notes
#ur making me sad 

liompayne:

"what did u do all day?"

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(Source: swedishpapa, via allteensrelate)

— 2 days ago with 374862 notes

h0odrich:

not interested dot com forward slash you

(via covocal)

— 3 days ago with 331056 notes

adventuresinchemistry:

What is the point of all of these fancy new molecular biology technologies if we can’t give ourselves superpowers? CRISPR? More like, why can’t I fly yet?

— 3 days ago with 30 notes
me:what are taxes and how do I pay them?
school system:worry not
school system:mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
— 3 days ago with 410908 notes
221bitssmallerontheoutside:

theirregularofbakerstreet:

OMG NO, SERIOUSLY GUYS. THIS IS NOT COOL. I HAD ONE OF THESE THE OTHER DAY. I WAS JUST CHILLING OUTSIDE DURING THE NIGHT AND RELAXING, YOU KNOW HOW IT IS. AND I WAS ENJOYING MY BLOOD POPSICLE AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN MY FANGS HURT AND I’M BURNING, LIKE LITERALLY BURNING, AND MY SKIN START TO BLISTER AND I’M LIKE ”OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT’ AND I SEE THE CRUCIFIX AND I’M LIKE ‘DUDE, WHAT THE HELL?!?!’ SO I DROPPED THAT AND TURNED INTO A BAT AND FLEW AWAY INTO NIGHT.

You win the Internet.

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

theirregularofbakerstreet:

OMG NO, SERIOUSLY GUYS. THIS IS NOT COOL. I HAD ONE OF THESE THE OTHER DAY. I WAS JUST CHILLING OUTSIDE DURING THE NIGHT AND RELAXING, YOU KNOW HOW IT IS. AND I WAS ENJOYING MY BLOOD POPSICLE AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN MY FANGS HURT AND I’M BURNING, LIKE LITERALLY BURNING, AND MY SKIN START TO BLISTER AND I’M LIKE ”OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT’ AND I SEE THE CRUCIFIX AND I’M LIKE ‘DUDE, WHAT THE HELL?!?!’ SO I DROPPED THAT AND TURNED INTO A BAT AND FLEW AWAY INTO NIGHT.

You win the Internet.

(Source: pause-cows, via loki-has-stolen-the-tardis)

— 3 days ago with 160640 notes